The Optimist - NBA
25 May 2012, 6:13 pm
If me and my jock buddies catch you hanging out after sundown, it’s on like Donkey Kong. We’re talking wedgies, atomic wedgies, frontal wedgies, Indian burns, swirlies, mervins, pantsing and purple nurples. It’s all on the table. I hope the geeks are happy.

Funny Carla Ulbrich at Six on the Square Saturday - Evening Sun
18 May 2012, 8:06 am
Carla has a love of clever wordplay and a keen observational eye. She is primarily known for her humorous songs about such topics as wedgies, Waffle House, Klingons, and how rich she would be if she had the copyright on the ‘F’ Word.

The Most Comfortable Underwear For Men Is Now Available - WebWire
16 May 2012, 2:13 pm
Why? It’s simple. Ubatuba has designed comfy underwear for men. No more will there be wedgies or wet spots. There will be no worry about something falling out that is supposed to stay in. How? That’s simple too. In order to make the best mens boxer ...

Nick Diaz is Better Off Doing Magic Shows Than MMA or Grappling Fights - Bleacherreport.com
13 May 2012, 1:38 am
Those responsible for arranging that much-hyped and now unrealized grappling match must be squirming with wedgies wherever they are now. Whoever honestly believed that their guy was ever open to possibly losing (a great possibility, by the way) an ...

Mitt Romney downplays bullying as childhood hijinks - Examiner
13 May 2012, 1:31 am
How will it look to have a president who considers bullying as nothing more than hijinks and a consultant who considers an act that leads to numerous suicides to be nothing worse than wedgies? "I would really invite Mitt Romney to see the movie.

Sole survivors - New York Post
12 May 2012, 8:37 pm
Using cork, he filled in a platform and sold it to his most influential clients. Almost overnight “lifties” or “wedgies” were born. By 1939, Ferragamo estimated that 86% of shoes made in the US were wedges.

What’s happening this weekend in the Yakima Valley: today and Sunday - Yakima Herald Republic
12 May 2012, 8:13 am
For more information, Patti Rasberry, 509-965-0152. • Yakima County Master Gardeners will teach a children's class, "Let's Plant Veggies in a Circle of Wedgies," at 10 a.m. today in the garden at Ahtanum Youth Park, 1000 Ahtanum Road ...

Debate on Romney's memory of incident - Boston Globe
11 May 2012, 6:58 pm
“I wish he had said nothing,’’ Gorton said. “The fact is, high school pranks are whoopee cushions and wedgies. This was assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.’’ Gorton and other gay-rights activists in Massachusetts said the ...

Scruff: I did say that this wasn’t the … - forargyll.com
11 May 2012, 5:54 pm
If the weans were sitting down to burgers and wedgies every meal I would be concerned but you have to look at the meals in relation to the whole menu and remember that there was also fresh salad, bread and fruit available pretty much ad libitum.

Eli Manning Fights For Little Brothers On 'SNL' (VIDEO) - Huffington Post
6 May 2012, 11:00 pm
"Because we all know that big brothers can be real dickheads," Manning deadpanned, while helping kids get back at their brothers with wedgies, wet willies and other sibling rivalry tactics. It's only barely mentioned, but of course, audiences ...